i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
I’m lying on the ground.
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
amanda abbington as mary morstan/watson being utterly adorable
Pure Happiness. (x)
ya’ll are monsters
my heart is broken
omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him
i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney
give him the fucking thing
parenting according to various tumblr users
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
This got better and better